::gasp:: @voidbat !!!!!!!
i need to make a billion of these!
@micro-trans-action batboy :)
(via cryptic-creates)
Kirishima: happy valentines day! I got you a card and flowers, but the store was all out of chocolate. They said some random crazy person bought all of it—
Bakugou, dumping a sack of chocolate on the bed: it was me
Kirishima:
Bakugou: I won valentines day
Kirishima: ITS NOT A CONTEST
Todoroki from the hallway: Bakugou you absolute asshat I know what you did
Bakugou: BEAT YOU AGAIN ICY HOT
Kirishima: this is christmas all over again
Iida: On your left, we see the beautiful couple-
Midoriya & Todoroki: *holding hands and being cute*
Iida: And on your right *sighs* are the Disaster Gays-
Kirishima: BAKUGOU! What did you just do?!
Bakugou: *laughing maniacally and running away from an explosion*
Pro heroes
Kirishima: Hey, babe. Can you come get me?
Bakugo: Uhh…sure? Why? And where are you?
Kirishima: The emergency room. I kind of got hit by a car
Bakugo: You what
Kirishima: It’s not that bad! I was pushing someone out of the way. Two broken ribs, a broken leg, and a broken clavicle
Kirishima: I vaguely remember Denki yelling, “YEET” as I’m sliding down the windshield
Bakugo: Neither of you have ever had an intelligent thought. No braincells whatsoever
Kirishima: Are you coming though?
Bakugo: YES YOU IDIOT
kirishima: bakugou and I are like cocoa and marshmallows
ashido: why
kirishima: because he’s hot and i’m on top
bakugou: shITTY HAIR
Holy shit I was not prepared for this level of domestic!bakugou…
He gave Kiri his lint roller AND cleaned his room for him AND is helping fix his wallpaper!!
And Sero teases him and doesn’t die ahh!! I am so happy right now! ☺️❤️💛
detective bakugou & informant/criminal kirishima
Haunted!AU part 5/10. Who’s ready for a ghosty game night?
I’ve got a post linked in my bio for anyone looking for parts 1-4~
midoriya: “where are you?”
bakugou: “omw back from the grocery store. y do u ask?”
midoriya: “you took me to the store with you???”
bakugou:
bakugou: SHIT.
Haunted!AU part 6/10 Bakugou finally manages to spook Kirishima UwU
Also can we talk about how much self control it took to wait until part 6 to drop the pun “Baku-Ghost?”
Sero: Why is Kirishima on the floor crying?
Mina: [Reading the newspaper] He’s drunk
Sero: And?
Mina: He saw a picture of Bakugou’s boyfriend and starting ranting about how he wanted Bakugou instead
Sero: But he’s Bakugou’s boyfriend…
Mina: [Flipping a page] I know
Kirishima: I have lost my bro, Bakugou. Have you seen him?
Old woman: What does he look like?
Kirishima: *sobs* beautiful
Some krbk headcanons I am obsessed with:
• Bakugou wears eyeliner
• Kirishima has two mums
• Bakugou helps Kiri dye his hair
• Kirishima wakes up when Bakugou has a nightmare
• They have a secret knock code for when that happens. Three taps mean “I’m coming over”
• Bakugou gradually loses his hearing because of his quirk
• Their love language involves affection through their hands. Hand holding, kissing, fingers brushing whenever they’re close
• They have their own hero agency
• Kirishima doesn’t like Bakugou’s mum